A conversation with Edward Norton
Edward Norton
Edward Norton born August 18th, 1969 (Leo)
During an unsettling ritual, Edward Norton was transiently transmuted into a rather good-natured goat (pixabay photo)

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Dinotopia flag. It is purple and green with a small red raccoon in a corner.

You appear to be always so sprightly and joyful. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each of us has a dark side. At times, when I meet another actor, rage darkens my soul and my sight fades out. And all of a sudden, I fight an impulse to close those ogling eyes for good. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to hear about it.

You hit the mark in "Fight Club". Were you given a lot of freedom to shape your character?
Oh, yes! Oh, I nailed it! Because of a technical problem I had to improvise most of my dialogues.

I read that you will soon participate to a charity football match. Would you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an embarrassing effort?
It was my momma's idea.

And since when did you feel an urge to fight allergy?
Since I thought I had it.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actor Edward Norton, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Call of Duty" player.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: ice.

Edward : drink

Q: sleep
Edward : light

Q: gift
Edward : extermination

I don't think you are in the right mood.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Edward Norton's home telephone number :
4868969400 2828925132 6372225753 3871418008 6741737165 6914659598 4538066388 5208522395 2915737714 974808228 5895808414 2246524590 9624196324 559915437 9205746168 3518281812 434500835 8372956572 5508385193 9650331487
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