A conversation with Edward Norton
Edward Norton
Edward Norton born August 18th, 1969 (Leo)
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Who are your heroes?
Francis Crick, Morticia Addams, and myself.

Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that preparing food is a waste of energy, since there are bistros and cafeterias willing to provide my daily dose of sugars and fats. In the few occasions I indulge in cooking for my relatives, I like to devise salads. My cornerstone is a mix of sausages and bean sprouts, which I believe can be cool for both vegs and normal people.

Intriguing! Could you share the recipe with us?
Of course! You take the sausages and the bean sprouts and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some bread rolls.

Do not mind, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. So you make those sandwiches, then you throw away the bread and mix sausages and bean sprouts with some tomato sauce and voilĂ , you are done!

Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I liked all of their plays.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Surely Martin Luther.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Matthew McConaughey, since we were in the same book club when our partners were away.

Could you suggest a remedy for flu?
Yes, here it is my sure treatment for flu. Mix one part of fernet, three parts of tea and some relish. Put this concoction on your tongue and your elbows.

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I arranged a short appointment with Edward Norton months beforehand. The resulting interview was excellent, like it was written by the spirit of Victor Hugo in his prime. It was unfavorable that my neighbor destroyed my only copy! After I came out from stupor, I attempted to recollect those awe-inspiring words. Actually, to be frank, I'm not really so confident this web page is a completely accurate chronicle of our interview, and I'm beginning to wonder if it ever happened...
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