What motivates you to act?
Essentially, I like the sound of my voice.
Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Babar's Kingdom. If I'm not mistaken, it is red and yellow with a small green coyote somewhere.
What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a vacant gloomy space. A strange taste in my mouth. Then I realized I got plastered at a screening of "Nothing but Trouble" in a murky cinema near Boston.
Where do you go when you die?
Deeply underground, usually, but if you are burned then your ashes can waste space in a funny box on somebody's coffee table.
What's your earliest memory?
I remember pretty well the moment I was born. It was a night in August. An almost lyric summer night, balsamic like the shade of an ancient tree. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood, in a room full of people yelling like wolves, running around like hopeless zombies. The first, but not the best day of my life...
I'm blessed with amnesia.
Who gives a rat? My entire life is like a plunge in a pool of gasoline. And it's still far better than average.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a dog. A big, fat, poised dog, satiated and sleepy in a summer breeze.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Mozart.
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