A conversation with Edward Norton
Edward Norton
Edward Norton born August 18th, 1969 (Leo)
Edward Norton has been expelled from Beard and Moustache Championships for using a beard toupee (source)

What motivates you to act?
Essentially, I like the sound of my voice.

Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Babar's Kingdom. If I'm not mistaken, it is red and yellow with a small green coyote somewhere.

What's the most uncanny dream you’ve ever had?
Not really a dream: I found myself alone in a vacant gloomy space. A strange taste in my mouth. Then I realized I got plastered at a screening of "Nothing but Trouble" in a murky cinema near Boston.

Where do you go when you die?
Deeply underground, usually, but if you are burned then your ashes can waste space in a funny box on somebody's coffee table.

What's your earliest memory?
I remember pretty well the moment I was born. It was a night in August. An almost lyric summer night, balsamic like the shade of an ancient tree. And I was there, soaked from head to toe with blood, in a room full of people yelling like wolves, running around like hopeless zombies. The first, but not the best day of my life...

I'm blessed with amnesia.
Who gives a rat? My entire life is like a plunge in a pool of gasoline. And it's still far better than average.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a dog. A big, fat, poised dog, satiated and sleepy in a summer breeze.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Mozart.

Edward Norton refused to divulge his secret telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
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I lay in wait forever for a chance to have a short conversation with Edward Norton. The resulting article was imposing, like it was written by the ghost of Margaret Mitchell under the influence of too much tequila. So, it was very unlucky, to put it mildly, that my koala (maybe on purpose!) destroyed my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I struggled to summon up those mind-blowing words. To be straight, I'm not one hundred percent confident this web page contains a completely truly report of what transpired during our meeting, and now I'm starting to wonder if it ever took place...
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