What motivates you to act?
It's better than working...
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity football match. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a small clause in my last contract, which obliged me to do something unpleasant at least once.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about bubonic plague?
Since I was a little boy, and my parents would argue about it.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather embarassing. It was a play on the life of Alan Turing. I played the Ghost of Christmas Future: the author was a famous addicted.
You are always so strapping. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: in September I eat nothing but blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, robin's eggs and my special Smurf meatloaf.
What do you think about the international situation?
Great Scott! I think it is currently quite bleak, since there are countries where it is impossible to find even an almost passable apple martini.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
For certain! Here it is my fantastic cure. In case of need mix three parts of whiskey, one part of tea and some chives. Apply the resulting elixir on your chin and your wrists.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly buy super-natural alternative products, because I do care about my beauty and my followers. For example, this week I have a fascination for tofu and dried jellyfish, which I found very tasty inside a double bacon cheeseburger.
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