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Elijah Wood
Elijah Wood born January 28th, 1981 (Aquarius)
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Elijah Wood in a clever outfit meant to leave behind irritating paparazzi (pixabay photo)

Elijah, do you have something to say to young people?
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Apart from acting, what one thing do you do exceptionally well?
Actually, I do a great impression of a horse, usually for kids or everybody willing to spend big bucks to see the performance.

Have you made plans for the New Year?
Well, I have some legal issues regarding my contract, so to bail out this mess I will be forced to change my name, and next year I will be known as "Elijah Wuod".

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Jared Leto. I think we feel the same about Rambo.

Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Will do! I'm very agreeable, somehow indolent, dogged and calm. My friends say that I'm also a bit paradoxical but that I think it is usual in artist.

You are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I spent 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. However, I learnt to bend fire, just a little.

If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Without doubt a panda.

Elijah, what's your vice?
My vice is telling the truth when it no longer seems a virtue. Well, I’m probably going to be criticized for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I couldn't care less.

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