Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is untoward that I have so little time to write. Last winter I've seen the cover illustration of the book "The Great Gatsby", and I found it quite palatable. So, I told my agent to contact the author - a certain F. Scott Fitzgerald - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any news.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yeah! Here it is my sure cure. In case of drunkness mix one part of vermouth, two parts of mineral water and some black vinegar. Drink the resulting concoction every 10 minutes for 2 hours.
What motivates you to act?
As Nero Wolfe said, "An actor can practice anywhere any time with anybody, and most of them do."
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. May I read you your horoscope?
Please proceed, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal tomfoolery.
Involuntarily, you are in a dreadful situation that blocks you from doing those things that you are inclined to do. You can mitigate this baleful state by hiding for 5 months in a lonely cavern in the most wild spot of South Dakota.
Good golly! You are spot on!
Elijah, do you have something to say to your youngest fans?
Absolutely! Don't let the color of your skin be an excuse for failure. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to count the worms, so it's pointless to pass around further pearls of wisdom.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a somehow indistinct and quite strange memory. There is a very huge storeroom filled with wooden boxes. An old geezer transports a large wooden box with some black words burned on it and disappears in a corridor.
Actually it seems to me this is a well known scene from the film "Riders of the Lost Ark".
For cryin' out load! To be honest, yesterday evening I had a snooze in front of the TV set.
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