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Elisabeth Röhm
Elisabeth Röhm born April 28th, 1973 (Taurus)
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Less known fact: Elisabeth Röhm is fluent in Klingonese and Swedish (source)

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Yep! Take a stroll with you in a strawberry field.

Who are your heroes?
Winston Churchill, Norman Bates, and myself.

Elisabeth, you are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have embraced the Blue Diet: during the month of June I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue corn, blue potatoes and my special Smurf meat pie.

Elisabeth, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
If you have money to invest, I can organize a meeting with some financial advisors from Serbia who can double your stake. When you speak with them, keep in mind they know where your kids go to school.

Elisabeth, you are also well known for your singular requests when staying in hotels. Could you explain us why and maybe make an example of something you may ask?
Everybody should learn that Elisabeth needs what Elisabeth needs, and she generally gets it. Whether it's yellow glow-in-the-dark underwear made of feathers or baby panda's tears.

Could you improvise a lyric for us.
No problem! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away the respect,
you took the emotions away from me.
A scarf, a book forgotten in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took away all that I had,
all and everything you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yep, just once. It was an extremely excruciating experience. Suddenly, the ghost of Isaac Newton appeared and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of a neighbor of Elizabeth I of England.

Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
Indeed! It is unfavorable that I have so little time to put down the words. Last week I've read the back cover of "Pride and Prejudice", and I found it more or less passable. Hence, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Jane Austen - since I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not heard any news.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Elisabeth Röhm's secret telephone number is listed here :
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My short meeting with Elisabeth Röhm has been set up several days in advance. The resulting article was awesome, like it was written by John Steinbeck at his peak. Thus, it was very unlucky, to put it mildly, that my mother in law (probably on purpose!) shredded my only copy! After I slept over it, I tried to extract from my crumbling memory those marvelous words. So, to be honest here: I'm not so sure this web page contains a completely truthful account of what transpired during our conversation, and so I'm beginning to be uncertain it ever was real...
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