How popular do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I have no clue. I think I'm a one in Milwaukee, but a nine in Greenland.
Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Honestly, common brands are for common people. My toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Sinonnia cornuta, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
I don't know, I guess they were all very good in that musical.
Do you have a favorite book?
I'm crazy about "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twice.
You mean, by Mark Twain?
I think you are referring to the hardcover edition. Anyway, I've heard it both ways.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
You bet. Watch my favorite talk show eating doritos.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Leonardo da Vinci. I played the midwife, so my part lasted about 15 seconds.
If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Emilia Clarke. I imagine we are on the same wavelength about cats.
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