Eliza, where will you go on your next break from work?
For my next holiday I leased a posh manor on the secretive mountains of Hyrule. The only issue was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the kindly gentleman from Russia that proposed me the business in the interweb.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I figure a moose. A big, fat, serene moose, sated and somnolent in the shade of a large tree.
Eliza, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made with music?
If you have money to invest, I can organize a meeting with some guys from Serbia who can make you a fat offer. You better decide which part of your body you can part with, in case something goes snafu.
Apart from singing, is there one thing in which you excel?
I can play the sax while I'm on ice skates.
Which is your method for everlasting youth?
It is an ablution with lukewarm cement once a month.
If you didn't grow up to become known as the singer Eliza Doolittle, what do you think you would have done?
I probably would have become a pro "Metroid 4" player.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such an effort?
It was my momma's idea.
And how long have you been feeling a need to inform people about astigmatism?
Since I thought I had it.
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