What's the strangest nightmare that you remember?
Not actually a dream: I found myself in an empty gloomy space. A rotten odour diffused in the air. Then I remembered I got hammered at a screening of "Showgirls" in a faded drive-in near Indianapolis.
Which super power do you have?
Pfft! I can transform in an orange weasel, since I was 8, mostly if the sun shines.
Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Every day! I mostly prefer super-natural alternative products, because I do care about my health and my followers. For example, this week I have a crush for miso and yak yogurt, both fantastic on BBQ pork ribs.
Apart from singing, is there one thing you do exceptionally well?
Well, I can balance a DVD on my nose.
Do people scream your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Yes! They simply can't have enough of me. I make no distinction: I captivate wealthy sultans and uninspiring public defenders in the same manner. Say, there are at least 15 boulevards with my name in four different countries, not counting Tuvalu and Florin.
What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to realized it when you live between cushions cuddled by capable servants, but there are nations where it is hopeless to find even a just so-so cheeseburger with or without mustard.
If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
I'd have to say Ace Ventura.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes! In case of drunkness mix three parts of white wine, one part of instant coffee and some chives. Gargle with the resulting potion every 10 minutes for at least 2 hours.
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