Do you use an alias when you make reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch groupies and stalkers
Sure! We'll do anything to avoid those troublemakers. I generally use the pseudonym "Eliza Dishku".
Eliza, do you like cows?
I don't think so!
For which reason you do not like cows, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one cow bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my relation with cows.
Which super power do you have?
I can conjure the spirits of still living famous mediums. This was quite annoying.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue wombat on my knee. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little undressed.
Who are your heroes?
Robert (the obscure cousin of Max Planck), Harry Potter, and myself.
Eliza, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented an elegant mansion on the secretive mountains of Uzbekistan. The deal included a moat around the mansion to ensure my privacy but also a horde of local extras acting like hysterical fans.
What’s your biggest defect?
I enchant too many people and in general I'm a perfectionist.
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