A talk with Eliza Dushku
Eliza Dushku
Eliza Dushku born December 30th, 1980 (Capricorn)
During her last red carpet walk, Eliza Dushku has really shocked her devotees by wearing a Shivenchy dress (the authentic Turkish sub-brand) made of gold laminated potato chips (pixabay photo)

Do you use an alias when you make reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to ditch groupies and stalkers
Sure! We'll do anything to avoid those troublemakers. I generally use the pseudonym "Eliza Dishku".

Eliza, do you like cows?
I don't think so!

For which reason you do not like cows, if I may ask?
Actually, they stink! And one cow bite my uncle's leg. That was one of the motives I decided to become an actress, so I should probably rethink my relation with cows.

Which super power do you have?
I can conjure the spirits of still living famous mediums. This was quite annoying.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a blue wombat on my knee. It implements a radiotransmitter, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in a desert, but unluckily it works only if I'm a little undressed.

Who are your heroes?
Robert (the obscure cousin of Max Planck), Harry Potter, and myself.

Eliza, where did you go on your last holiday?
Last year I rented an elegant mansion on the secretive mountains of Uzbekistan. The deal included a moat around the mansion to ensure my privacy but also a horde of local extras acting like hysterical fans.

What’s your biggest defect?
I enchant too many people and in general I'm a perfectionist.

There is no possibility any of these is Eliza Dushku's private telephone number :
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I patiently queued up for weeks for an occasion to have an interview with Eliza Dushku. The resulting transcription was marvelous, like "1984" rewritten by Flash Gordon. It was highly damaging, to put it mildly, that my dog by accident (I assume) ate my only copy! After I buried the body (so to speak), I attempted to remember those wondrous words. Actually, to be aboveboard, I'm not so sure this web page contains a totally precise run-down of our talk, and thus I'm starting to question whether it actually happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.