A conversation with Eliza Taylor
Eliza Taylor
Eliza Taylor born October 24th, 1989 (Scorpio)
Eliza Taylor always employs a scientific method to choose her next move (pixabay photo)

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my ego, I periodically rest on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and nails.

What do you think about the last Oscar quarreling?
To be honest, this is an elephant in the room.

Do you like to cook?
Heck no! But I like to design salads. My gem is a mix of salami and soybeans, which I presume can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.

Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the salami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.

It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix salami and soybeans with some guacamole and you are done!

Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Holy cow! I dig people's mind. I'm universal: I brighten successful heirs and undistinguished crime scene cleaners in the same manner. Say, there are 15 streets with my name in four different countries, not counting Kyrat and Belarus.

Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Yes sir! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal folly.

You have accumulated a great deal of ill feelings in you that can explode at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you excuse or take revenge upon somebody who has injured you in the past.
Whammo! You are spot on!

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Eliza Taylor's private telephone number :
4773551396 4072032563 2213862605 2773729792 630497488 300490060 213618999 6481002843 3675106246 3773082867 773969616 671166401 5485512007 6103466099 3742175415 9154541921 4933545879 2034364166 956092888 4173996504
To be sincere, my chief had patiently set up my little meeting with Eliza Taylor months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like growing lichens or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Eliza Taylor would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of her fans.
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