Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my ego, I periodically rest on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and nails.
What do you think about the last Oscar quarreling?
To be honest, this is an elephant in the room.
Do you like to cook?
Heck no! But I like to design salads. My gem is a mix of salami and soybeans, which I presume can be fine for both vegetarians and normal people.
Would you like to share the recipe?
Sure! You take the salami and the soybeans and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
It does not matter, I derived the recipe from one for a sandwich. After you made the sandwiches, you throw away the bread and mix salami and soybeans with some guacamole and you are done!
Do people yell your name and ask for autographs everywhere you go?
Holy cow! I dig people's mind. I'm universal: I brighten successful heirs and undistinguished crime scene cleaners in the same manner. Say, there are 15 streets with my name in four different countries, not counting Kyrat and Belarus.
Your zodiac sign is Scorpio. May I read you your horoscope?
Yes sir! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal folly.
You have accumulated a great deal of ill feelings in you that can explode at any moment. You will feel yourself again only if you excuse or take revenge upon somebody who has injured you in the past.
Whammo! You are spot on!
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