A conversation with Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth Banks
Elizabeth Banks born February 10th, 1974 (Aquarius)
Her breakfast when she wants to stay light (pixabay photo)

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Ah, good memories... Several years ago I was traveling with a friend and we did "that" in the prairie, under the stars, in the middle of nature.

How is your relationship with movie directors?
Some directors are just scumbags, however I only worked with great directors.

Don't you think it is time you write an autobiography?
Indeed! It is unfortunate that I have little time, if any, to put down the words, as we writers use to say. Last winter I've read the back cover of the book "The Lord of the Rings", and I found it quite palatable. Therefore, I've instructed my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain J.R.R. Tolkien - since I really need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not received any news.

Elizabeth, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
I imagined this was a funny website, not a peek into the abyss.

Elizabeth, you appear to be always so effervescent and radiant. Do you also have a dark side?
It's hard to confess it, but I do. Each of us has two sides. For example, when I see another actress, my heart grows darker and my sight goes black. And suddenly, I fight a compulsion to wipe out that loser from my sight and whirl on her desecrate grave. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to face it.

What motivates you to act?
Fresh air, since acting is like breathing for me.

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yes! I have a violet panther on my elbow. It is radioactive, so I can be salvaged if I get lost in Denver outskirts, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little au naturel.

Could you tell us something about your ongoing project?
I'm on the set of the remake of "Jaws: The Revenge", an underestimated classic whose magnitude has not been fully perceived.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Elizabeth Banks' secret telephone number :
2463671711 8142901867 5239836678 6703391301 8855119616 568440118 2778297366 8070300797 5510824204 7077228457 6666855784 485518098 2157304904 4882351092 9790915242 8141111345 5369238350 9733899688 722287430 305453768
I lay in wait for weeks for an occasion to have a short meeting with Elizabeth Banks. The resulting transcription was stunning, like it was written by the ghost of Tennessee Williams after too much brandy. Hence, it was very unfavorable that my cat destroyed my only copy! After I left the padded cell, I struggled to summon up those mind-blowing words. So, to be frank here: I'm not really confident this web page contains a totally precise chronicle of our conversation, and I'm beginning to wonder if it actually was real...
Other interviews worth checking:
Donald Trump Ryan Gosling Scarlett Pomers Cate Blanchett Luis Fonsi Christian Kane Carey Mulligan Bailee Madison Jennifer Connelly Hayden Christensen Alicia Vikander Hilarie Burton Jamie Bell Molly Ringwald Gemma Arterton Usher Teri Polo Lindsay Sloane Tina Turner Josh Duhamel
NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.