You appear to be always so full of life and sprightly. Do you also have a dark side?
I do. I do believe that each of us has a dark side. Sometimes, when I see another actress, rage darkens my heart and my vision fades out. And then, without warning, I feel the need to seal forever those leering eyes. And then there is my dark side... You do not want to discover it.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
With all due respect, you know that that's not a real person, right?
It's not!? How could you say that to me so cold-bloodedly!?
What would you like to do right now?
Talk to a guru about the circus of life.
As everybody knows, the problem of mononucleosis in cows is reaching epic proportions. Are you doing something to mitigate the problem?
You bet your boots! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night a month. The profits ($1,000 per night) will be donated to a charity for the cure of mononucleosis in cows.
Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you excel?
Well, I can declaim "To Autumn" by John Keats in 6 different languages including Polish.
Could you suggest a remedy for hangovers?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix one part of vodka, two parts of tea and some butter. Apply the resulting brew on your wrists and your ankles.
Elizabeth, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm somehow concerned, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants a button to delete the Internet in the world if he feels it is too liberal.
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