Which is your favorite karaoke song?
I have a great time singing "You're Still the One" by Shania Twain.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to nitrous oxide, whining and monkey milk (don't ask!).
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can proudly tell you that I have my own brand. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the petals of Oligodantonnella nervosa, an elusive parasitic orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a yellow cow on my belly. It is radioactive, so I can be retrieved if I get lost in Sacramento outskirts, but unluckily it works better if I'm a little undressed.
Do you like to cook?
Who do you think i am! But I like to invent salads. My gem is a mix of bacon and amaranth, which I think can accomodate both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe?
By all means! You take the bacon and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some salted brioches.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you discard the bread and mix bacon and amaranth with some dill and you are done!
Which is the most embarrassing DVD (or blu-ray) you personally bought?
Humph! Apart from "Disaster Movie", which was a gift, I fear it is "Tiptoes" or "Twisted".
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