Indiana Jones, Lara Croft or Professor Layton?
It's so hard to decide.
Apart from acting, what one thing do you do better than anybody else?
You know, I can declaim "If I Can Stop One Heart From Breaking" by Emily Dickinson in 4 different languages including Polish.
What do you think of the issue of global warming?
What do I think? I think that global warming is a messy affair. Anyway, my supporters will certainly be delighted to know that my future palace will be at least 90 feet above the sea-level.
Nowaday the problem of beriberi in anteaters is reaching monumental proportions. Is Elizabeth Mitchell doing anything in this respect?
For certain! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a supporter one night every two weeks. The profits ($1,100 per night) will go to a charity for the cure of beriberi in anteaters.
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is dodecaphony.
What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm somehow worried, since I heard through the grapevine that president Trump wants to promote a research that demonstrates evolution is a figment of gays.
Where will you go on your next holiday?
For next summer I rented an exquisite castle in a hidden valley of Blefuscu. The only problem was finding a way to make a transfer in Linden dollars to the kindly realtor from Nigeria that contacted me about affair.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Emmanuelle Chriqui. We were in the same scout troop (go Webworms!) when we were in high scool.
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