Where did you go on your last holiday?
Last month I leased a fashionable castle in a secluded valley of Bahrain. The payment included a drawbridge to preserve my privacy and also a crew of local extras portraying delirious admirers.
I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in another book. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography, a long awaited work soon to be released in daily instalments.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too busy doing significant things to care about things of little consequence. Actually, I hire a squad of Harward graduates to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a group of professional buyers around the globe. For the garnments, which are always critical, I ever retain a number of stand-in, one for each body part.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Rebecca Romijn, because I liked her as James Bond.
I read that you will soon be busy with a charity marathon. Care to tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to. Because of the astral conjunction, you know.
And since when did you feel a need to make people aware of jaundice?
WHAT? Jaundice!? That's not what I was told! I have to call my agent.
Your zodiac sign is Aquarius. Are you a typical Aquarius?
Shucks no! I'm agreeable, quite tireless, inflexible and calm. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is common in artist.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a panda. A big, fat, tranquil panda, well fed and dozy in the shade of a large tree.
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