Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
I can balance a fork on my nose.
How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a two in Iceland, but a ten in Atlanta.
As everybody knows, the problem of irritable bowel syndrome in lions is reaching epic dimensions. Is Elizabeth Taylor doing anything in this respect?
Yep! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,300 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of irritable bowel syndrome in lions.
Elizabeth, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for navigating my submarine.
Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Borduria, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Borduria is a nice but desperate nation. They are so poverty-stricken their dictionaries stop at the letter "S".
Can you confirm the buzz about the lost Loch Ness monster pictures?
Could I? Certainly! Do I want? You think i've lost my marbles!
What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the stimulating swish of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, like "the cheery laugh of an angelic child " or "the first word of your daughter".
When your are not acting, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting dummies is quite relaxing.
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