A conversation with Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor born February 27th, 1932 (Pisces)
Few people know that the second time she was behind the wheel of her electric car, Elizabeth Taylor inadvertently ran over an intoxicated bear, with little consequences for both (pixabay photo)

Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you beat everybody else?
I can balance a fork on my nose.

How popular are you, on a scale of one to ten?
I dunno. I think I'm a two in Iceland, but a ten in Atlanta.

As everybody knows, the problem of irritable bowel syndrome in lions is reaching epic dimensions. Is Elizabeth Taylor doing anything in this respect?
Yep! I will chastely sleep in a bunk bed with a fan one night a month. The proceeds ($1,300 per night) will be granted to a foundation for the cure of irritable bowel syndrome in lions.

Elizabeth, have you made resolutions for the New Year?
My plan is to obtain a special license for navigating my submarine.

Do you have a favorite flag?
Surely the flag of Borduria, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Borduria is a nice but desperate nation. They are so poverty-stricken their dictionaries stop at the letter "S".

Can you confirm the buzz about the lost Loch Ness monster pictures?
Could I? Certainly! Do I want? You think i've lost my marbles!

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the stimulating swish of a roll of new banknotes touching each other. But please, write instead something more likeable, like "the cheery laugh of an angelic child " or "the first word of your daughter".

When your are not acting, which is your favored diversion?
I think that collecting dummies is quite relaxing.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Elizabeth Taylor's home telephone number :
6634220595 5421767780 582608621 493261638 9853989793 2824000086 4655019992 4037668053 3242902112 326452889 9385376604 988373064 5520199940 2929609992 2420773270 6507849540 723415870 2843076702 200250922 7901335810
To be sincere, my supervisor had arranged my meeting with Elizabeth Taylor many months beforehand. Regrettably, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Ishtar". So, this web page is mainly based on what Elizabeth Taylor would have probably said if I have met her, as indicated by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.