I'm here today with Elle Fanning, who just made her way through her last movie. Hi, Elle, and welcome to Stalk Your Celebrity!.
It's a pleasure being here, essentially because it counts as community service.
When you were a little girl, did you see acting as your career?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will get a patent for my self-lubricating sofa.
I read that you will soon participate to a charity cooking marathon. Can you tell us why'd you decide to undertake such a humble effort?
I had to for a little clause in my last contract, which forced me to do something unsettling at least once.
And how long have you been feeling an urge to fight brucellosis?
WHAT? Brucellosis!? Is that what's it all been about? I have to call my agent.
What's your vice?
I fake interest when fans try to talk to me. Well, probably you are going to chastise me for that, but another vice of mine is I don't give a shit.
Which is your favorite book?
I'm very attached to "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer" by Mark Twice.
You mean, by Mark Twain?
I think you are referring to the cheap edition. Anyway, we can agree to disagree.
Elle, are you superstitious?
Will do! I use to paint my big toe in red right before an important occasion. Clearly not this one.
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