A conversation with Elle Fanning
Elle Fanning
Elle Fanning born April 9th, 1998 (Aries)
An acclaimed research center in New Mexico is currently using Elle Fanning's fans as subjects in an experiment on nightmares prevention (source)

Do people yell your name and follow you everywhere you go?
Good golly! I dig people's mind. I make no distinction: I'm known to charm successful neurosurgeons and obscure second-rate strippers in the same way. Say, there are 15 parks with my name in three different countries, not counting Burundi and Ivalice, which I'm not sure are actually countries.

Have you ever had a supernatural experience?
Usually I eat super-natural products, because I care about my beauty and our world. For example, this week I have a fascination for tempeh and kale chips, both amazing with liver sausages.

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that collecting and trading USB keys is a noble activity.

Where do you go when you die?
I heard that usually the dead people have the habit to stick around.

If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made?
If you want to become rich fast, I can give you the phone of some financial advisors from Mexico who can make you a juicy offer. Just give them a photo of your spouse as a good-will sign.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
I imagine a hamster. A large, fat, peaceful hamster, well fed and heavy-eyed in the shade of a large tree.

Elle, have you made plans for the New Year?
My resolution is to obtain a special license for steering my hovercraft.

Who are your heroes?
Gregory (the imaginary uncle of Harry S. Truman), Bart Simpson, and myself.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Elle Fanning's secret telephone number is listed here :
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I waited forever for a chance to have a brief conversation with Elle Fanning. The resulting transcription was imposing, like "The Hunger Games" rewritten by the Green Arrow. Thus, it was awfully regrettable that my cousin Anthony by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I regained my composure, I struggled to remember those great words. Actually, to be honest, I'm not so confident this web page contains an entirely truly chronicle of what transpired during our appointment, and I'm beginning to ask myself if it ever happened...
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