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Ellen Burstyn
Ellen Burstyn born December 7th, 1932 (Sagittarius)
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In her secluded lab Ellen Burstyn is desperately trying fo find a way to turn industrial sewage into ketchup (pixabay photo)

Do you have any new tattoos?
Yep! I have a red cow on my ankle. It implements a GPS, so I can be find if I am kidnapped, but unfortunately it works only if I'm somehow disrobed.

I've heard you are writing a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my imminent book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be a guide to choosing biographers, a monumental work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
I really like most of them, but I dream they will be replaced soon by computers.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Without doubt Karen Gillan, because I think we both like cats.

If you could choose a someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
Charlemagne.

What motivates you to act?
It's easier than actually working...

Ellen, what is your take of the last Oscar shitstorm?
To be honest, this is an elephant in the room.

Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To strengthen my ego, I periodically take a nap on a bed made of rough sandpaper and broken glass liberally peppered with chili.

There is no possibility any of these is Ellen Burstyn's private telephone number :
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My supervisor had set up my brief appointment with Ellen Burstyn several weeks beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like feeding my pet bear or visiting Canada. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Ellen Burstyn would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of her fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.