What is the fuss about the current Oscar debate?
Frankly, this is a minefield.
Do you know any good haemorrhoids cure?
In case of haemorrhoids, mix two parts of cider, one part of energy drink and some Thousand Island dressing. Apply the resulting potion on your forehead and your knees.
Who were you in your first school play?
Not my best memory. It was a play on the life of Harry S. Truman. I played the Ghost of Christmas Past: the author was an illustrious alcoholic.
Do you do your own shopping?
I'm too occupied doing important things for the humankind and I can't care about such trivias. Actually, I hire a team of Harward PhDs to elaborate my grocery list and e-mail it to a crew of professional buyers spread around the planet. For the clothes, which are always critical, I ever have a team of stand-in, each sharing with me the measure of one body part.
Could you deny the buzz about your role in the shady business of Chupacabra photos?
Can I? Yep! Do I want? No dice!
Don't you think it is time you write a book on your life?
You betcha! It is unfavorable that I have so little time, if any, to write. Last month I've read the back cover of the book "Lord of the Flies", and I found it more or less acceptable. On that account, I've ordered my agent to contact the author - a certain William Golding - since I truly need a ghost writer, but for the time being I've not heard any answer.
Does your assistant use a pseudonym when he makes reservation for a limo? You know, to protect your privacy and to duck stalkers and aficionados
But of course! We do anything to run away from those nuisances. We generally use the moniker "Ellen Byrstyn".
Ellen, what’s your worst habit?
I snore like a diesel engine on full blast.
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