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Ellen Page
Ellen Page born February 21st, 1987 (Pisces)
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The rapturous semblance of fans who have stumbled upon Ellen Page (pixabay photo)

We are here tonight with Ellen Page, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Ellen, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
Good evening to you, and thank you for calling me.

Can you tell me the square root of 5634096109?
According to my fans one of the possible answers is something around 55.

On a scale of one to ten, how popular are you?
I forgot the statistics. I think I'm a one in Dallas, but a seven in Iceland.

Apart from acting, is there one thing in which you excel?
Actually, I can flap both my ears independenty.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be honest, I lived 3 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. The silver lining? I learnt to move little things with my mind.

Ellen, do you like foxes?
You think i've lost my mind!

Why you do not like foxes?
Actually, they reek! And one fox bite my grandpa in his private bits. This is one of the motives I become an actress, so I should reconsider my opinion about foxes.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I really like most of them, but I dream that in the future everyone can be a director.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Ellen Page's secret telephone number :
3989191548 6993939484 349038919 5179585894 5229809660 2815731903 890721134 8669087566 9468196739 579805652 8659947399 5054152479 4449998708 8828338704 7724372238 9270454856 603463852 6093350033 6782592896 7467581060
To be honest, my chief had patiently scheduled my short conversation with Ellen Page several days beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet monkey got smallpox, so I had to skip the conversation. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Ellen Page would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.