Ellie, your zodiac sign is Gemini. May I read you your horoscope?
Yeah! But I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal chicanery.
Today a frightening powerlessness and a distracting delicacy are crippling your hope for fulfillment, but with respect to next week today is very good day, so good luck.
Oh my gosh! You are dead on!
Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My true love is Beethoven.
Could you tell us something about your future project?
Yep. I'm on the set of the remake of "Spice World", an underestimated classic whose value has not been recognized.
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last year I leased an exquisite manor on the hidden mountains of Swaziland. The deal included a moat around the manor to ensure my privacy but also a crew of extras pretending to be shutterbugs.
What would Ellie Kemper do to solve the issue of criminality and violence that is jeopardizing present-day world?
I've two words for you: "Minority Report" and "The Purge".
Do you have any scar?
I have a tiny anteater shaped scar on my right leg, a memory of my tough clash with a drunk anteater.
Who were you in your first school play?
It was rather humiliating. It was a play on the life of Voltaire. I played Robin Hood until somebody got smart.
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