A talk with Ellie Kemper
Ellie Kemper
Ellie Kemper born June 2nd, 1980 (Gemini)
Ellie Kemper always uses a scientific method to choose her next move (pixabay photo)

What do you think about the international situation?
Fa shizzle! It's hard to figure it when you live in dreams made of rainbows, but there are countries where it is difficult to find even a so-so cheeseburger with or without mayo.

When your are not on the set, which is your favorite pastime?
I think that color-washing troll dolls' hair is quite relaxing. I prefer to paint them in violet and brown.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: house.

Ellie : noise

Q: erbium
Ellie : courage

Q: war
Ellie : vermin

You really know how to play...
Are you aware of the rumors about you and the anteater appearing in your last movie?

Righty-ho! How did you find out!? My demeanor was totally professional.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yup! Here it is

Everthing you took away
You took away your love,
you took the respect away from me.
A scarf, a pen lost in a drawer
the only sings of you.
You took your love away from me,
all that matters you took away,
so how come your mother is here to stay?

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Ellie Kemper's private telephone number :
2576843172 8805557753 5107952122 3394294584 3875418655 7465726281 360461814 448133681 3012242066 4801699082 8098160288 3068516406 3383300024 865332867 3612571383 932972398 3938696233 9864498061 9191806313 8142384226
My hurried talk with Ellie Kemper has been arranged months beforehand. The resulting piece was marvelous, like "Harry Potter" rewritten by Superman. It was highly deplorable, to put it mildly, that my cat (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I sobered out, I tried to recollect those staggering words. Actually, to be frank here: I'm not really so certain this web page contains an entirely accurate report of our exchange, and thus I'm beginning to doubt it actually took place...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.