A conversation with Elsa Pataky
Elsa Pataky
Elsa Pataky born July 18th, 1976 (Cancer)
Because of a ruinous misunderstanding, Elsa Pataky has signed a protest against pandas (pixabay photo)

Elsa, what do you think about the current Oscar quarreling?
Surely, this is a hot potato.

If there was another movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It should be Jennifer Connelly. We were in the same tennis team when we were in high scool.

A famous person you think to as a part of your life?
Almost everybody, but expecially Punxsutawney Phil, because of our similar lifestyle.

Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every four hours. But lately Google says "Including results for Elsa Petaky", who happens to be a retired farrier from Los Angeles. That's quite distressing, but not as much worrisome as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a revolting vulgarity in Bulgarian.

Which is the most blush-making DVD (or blu-ray) in your collection?
Cripes! Apart from "Glitter", probabably it is "Batman & Robin" or "Van Helsing".

When your are not acting, which is your main pastime?
I think that collecting and trading buttons is quite relaxing.

If you didn't grow up to become known as the actress Elsa Pataky, what do you think you would have done?
I would have gone to a film production company and licked the filling from all the Oreos in the common kitchen until they gave me a job.

What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is currently very harsh, since there are places where it is difficult to find even a barely tolerable margarita.

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Elsa Pataky's secret telephone number :
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I waited for years for a chance to have a brief meeting with Elsa Pataky. The resulting piece was mind-blowing, like it was written by the ghost of Emile Zola under the effects of prescription drugs. It was lamentable, to put it mildly, that my ferret (on purpose!) devoured my only copy! After I slept over it, I made an effort to recall those breathtaking words. So, to be straight, I'm not so confident this web page is a totally precise report of our meeting, and thus I'm starting to question whether it ever happened...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.