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A conversation with Elsa Pataky
Elsa Pataky
Elsa Pataky born July 18th, 1976 (Cancer)
Curiously, Elsa Pataky's secret for perpetual youth is a daily scrubbing with jello (source)

Can you tell me the square root of 362314979?
I could tell you, but then I'd have to execute you.

Elsa, you seem to be always so lively and positive. Do you also have a dark side?
It's difficult to admit it, but I do. I truly believe that everybody has two sides. Sometimes, when I meet a colleague actress, disgust makes my bones shake and my sight fades out. And all of a sudden, I experience the urge to seal those lecherous eyes for good. That is my sunny side... I let you discover, if you want, how dark my dark side is.

What is your opinion about the current USA president?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard that Trump wants a button to turn off the Google if he feels it makes fun of him.

Which is your favorite karaoke song?
My real love is Bach.

Elsa, what is the fuss about the current Oscar debate?
Frankly, this is a hot potato.

What do you think of the problem of global warming?
I've expressed my thoughts in an essay published on Bulgarian Journal of Theoretical Psychology, written in collaboration with the eminent dr. Jason P. Bell.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yes, in case of drunkness mix three parts of rum, one part of lemonade and some tomato sauce. Drink the resulting brew every 25 minutes for 4 hours.

Who are your heroes?
Ryan (the imaginary uncle of Alan Turing), James Bond, and myself.

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