If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My real love is Mozart.
Could you suggest a remedy for indigestion?
Yes, here it is my guaranteed good medicine for indigestion. Mix three parts of tequila, two parts of mineral water and some cranberry sauce in the skull of a cow, then gargle with this potion every 25 minutes for 5 hours.
What’s in your pocket right now?
A tricky question. As this transcription is a figment of your mischievous imagination, I'm probably completely au naturel, so no pockets at all.
Do you do your own shopping?
Nope! Usually, I pay a gang of Yale graduates to compile my grocery list and pass it along to a number of professional buyers scattered around the globe. For the garbs, I ever employ a crew of surrogates, each sharing with me one body part measure.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to imbeciles, coyote milk (don't ask!), and epinephrine.
Elvis, you have been seen in an embarassing setting with a singer whose name I've not the permission to bring out in the open. Any comment?
If you mean B.I., then it was a harmless thing. I deny any other such "situation", expecially one with D.M...
I may have a photograph.
Well, I think the photo is just an impression...
An impression? I do not understand.
You know, just an impression. Like when you have the impression everything is totally all right and then without a reason your cat and your spouse burst into flames. Are we on the level?
Now that I look it under a better light, the picture is very blurry...
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