An interview with Elyes Gabel
Elyes Gabel
Elyes Gabel born May 8th, 1983 (Taurus)
When Elyes Gabel is not acting, his preferred diversion is collecting and trading dummies (pixabay photo)

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to negativity, kangaroos, and sodium bicarbonate.

Elyes, what is your opinion about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a playful interview, not a graveyard for lunatics.

What do you think about the international situation?
My giddy aunt! It's hard to realized it when you live in houses made of rainbows cuddled by worshiping fans, but there are countries where it is hopeless to find even a just decent cheeseburger.

Elyes, do you like cats?
No dice!

For which reason you do not like cats?
They stink! And one cat bite my grandpa's private bits. This is one of the motives I decided to become an actor, so I may reconsider my relation with cats.

Could you tell us what's your earliest memory?
I have a very fuzzy and quite strange memory. A strange fat cowboy is flying on a large cylinder, which looks like a bomb, and it is like he is plunging from very high in the sky, but he is not afraid and he yells and waves his cowboy hat.

Actually I believe that is a famous scene from the movie "Dr. Strangelove".
Bwahaha! To be frank, yesterday night I had a snooze in front of the TV.

Do you have issues with movie directors?
I was usually mutinying against them when I was a youngster, you know, fight da power and all that jazz, but now I simply disregard them when they yell.

Elyes Gabel refused to share his home telephone number, but here is a list of random numbers you can dream about :
3581085383 6449589762 3518847256 6554172032 8006813514 8277861019 8246066719 817538165 430779492 6587356740 5108557374 5405281403 7612622865 8499094760 886691740 4536469192 2202950406 3085571081 4777515955 3306890509
To be sincere, my boss had patiently set up my little rendezvous with Elyes Gabel many months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like learning Mongolian or breeding gnats. So, the transcript above is essentially based on what Elyes Gabel would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.