An interview with Emile Hirsch
Emile Hirsch
Emile Hirsch born March 13th, 1985 (Pisces)
On account of a bizzarre accident occurred to his cousin, Emile Hirsch has acquired an irrational phobia for butterflies and a rational one for tigers (source)

What do you eat between meals?
Apples with Thousand Island dressing, an avocado, three roasted peanuts, and a tumbler of beer.

How famous do you think you are, on a scale of one to ten?
I made a poll a couple of days ago. Probably, I'm a four in Bulgaria, but a seven in Fresno.

Do you have problems with movie directors?
Everything is OK, except that time in which (probably there was a stand-in strike) a director begged me to eat some mud, which was strange, since that was not in the script.

What’s your worst defect?
People who know me generally think that I'm perfection incarnate, but sometimes I drink wine from the bottle.

Emile, what are your feelings about president Donald Trump?
I guaranteed my uncle I would not talk dirty in public again, so I'd pretend I did not hear your question.

Do you have a favorite flag?
I always liked Carpathia flag, probably because there is my picture in the center of it.

Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every day or so. But lately Google often says "Including results for Emile Hyrsch", who allegedly is a retired beef cattle farmer from Atlanta. That's quite distressing, but not as much upsetting as learning that for Yahoo my name sounds like a terrible curse in Turkish.

Should you give up acting, which occupation would you pick up?
Probably that of lightning rod installer, since I already have quite an experience in that field.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Emile Hirsch's private telephone number :
3085704242 8780774495 2809161530 8891887550 203912878 4478194030 2572098202 3357731038 8457662449 755362821 421399484 2374389385 8876724567 909438819 610962630 3474185501 9978647846 736442447 7108360998 7310997793
To be sincere, my chief had patiently planned my little interview with Emile Hirsch several months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized at the last moment that I had more interesting things to do, like growing poison ivy or breeding snails. So, this web page is mainly based on what Emile Hirsch would have probably answered if I have met him, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of his fans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.