Emile, are you superstitious?
May so! I need to drink something orange before a critical occasion. Clearly not this one.
Can you tell me the square root of 158412583?
According to my speechwriter the nicest answer is 79.
You are always in fine fettle. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of May I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf stew.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Emile, what’s your worst habit?
Some say that my worst defect is that it is difficult for me to focus on what other people say. Clearly, I'm too wonderful to be an egotist, but usually I follow my thoughts and I think these torturing shoes are just horrible.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar fear?
You bet! I suffer from an irrational phobia for butterflies, because of a freak accident happened to my aunt. I'm also scared by tigers, but that is quite normal.
Do you ever Google yourself?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Emile Horsch", who apperently is a multimedia specialist from Seattle. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much upsetting as discovering that according to Bing my name sounds like a terrible curse in Mongolian.
Which is the coolest flag?
I think it is that of Bangalla. If I'm not mistaken, it is yellow and green with a little yellow bobcat in a corner.
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