What do you think about the international situation?
I think it is presently very bleak, since in this injured epoch there are regions where it is impossible to find even a barely passable cheeseburger with or without mustard.
Do you Google yourself often?
Say every four hours. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Emilie dy Ravin", who happens to be a former hydrogeologist from Milwaukee. That's quite saddening, but not as much upsetting as discovering that for Bing my name sounds like a revolting insult in Chinese.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you have been kind, you go to Rome, if you have been monotonous you go to Montreal.
If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
When I want to start my session with a bang I sing "Don't Look Back" by Mick Jagger.
Emilie, where will you go on your next vacation?
For next summer I rented a gorgeous castle in a hidden valley of Archenland. The only problem was finding a way to make a payment in bitcoins to the kindly landlord from Nigeria that contacted me about deal.
Your work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To make my character stronger, I often sleep on a bunk made of poison ivy.
Is there something you would like to do right now?
Quite. Eat something costly.
You are always in tip-top condition. How do you do that?
I have invented the Blue Diet: during the month of February I eat only blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue corn and blue jays died by natural causes.
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