An interview with Emily Bett Rickards
Emily Bett Rickards
Emily Bett Rickards born July 24th, 1991 (Leo)
In March Emily Bett Rickards usually eats exclusively blue foods, like blueberries, blue jays died by natural causes and the so-called Smurf hash, whose details are an uncanny riddle we prefer to leave surrounded by its enigma (pixabay photo)

What have you got in your pocket?
Ohmigosh! As this talk is a creation of your lascivious neurons, I'm probably in my immodest nightwear, so no pockets at all.

Do you Google yourself often?
Say every day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Emily Bitt Rickards", who apperently is a retired driving instructor from Dallas. That's quite dispiriting, but not as much heartbreaking as finding that according to Yahoo my name is similar to a revolting insult in Bulgarian.

Emily, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
You are a little devilish, but I gave assurance to my parrot I would not embarass myself in public anymore, so I'd pretend I did not hear the question.

I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be printed in the book itself. What I can say now is that it will be a guide to choosing door knobs, a long due work soon to be released in montly instalments.

Do you have any scar?
Actually, I do. I have a little eel shaped scar on my right ankle, a souvenir of my troubled encounter with a crazed gopher.

You have been the recipient of several prizes. Do you remember what is the first award you ever won?
I won the "Titanium Koala Cup" issued by the municipality of Memphis for "phenomenal and superfluous acting achievement" at the early age of 9.

What do you eat between meals?
Tomatoes with butter, a frozen pea, two dried fruits, and a bit of red wine.

Did you ever participated in a séance?
Yes! It was a very unsettling experience. At a certain point, the ghost of Pancho Villa manifested and certified that almost surely I'm the reincarnation of Francis Crick's plumber.

Emily Bett Rickards refused to divulge her secret telephone number, but here are a few random numbers you can dream about :
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My short conversation with Emily Bett Rickards has been patiently set up several months in advance. The resulting transcription was staggering, like "Grapes of Wrath" rewritten by Wonder Woman. It was lamentable that my cousin Gary by accident (I hope!) destroyed my only copy! After I regained consciousness, I attempted to remember those breathtaking words. Actually, to be straight, I'm not one hundred percent certain this web page contains a totally accurate account of our talk, and so I'm starting to doubt it actually happened...
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