Emily, should you give up acting, which career would you like to pick up?
Probably that of ananas grower. I already have some experience in that field.
Emily, according to some witnesses, you have been in an embarassing situation with a famous person whose name I'm not authorized to reveal. Have you something to add?
If you mean G.X., then it was a totally innocent thing. I deny any other "situation", expecially one with W.S...
I may have a picture.
You know, the photo is surely just an accident...
An accident? I do not understand.
Well, accidents are known to happen. Like when you "accidentally" photoshop a picture. Or, for example, your home may be "accidentally" swarmed by the FBI looking for some naughty things somebody may have "accidentally" planted there. Capiche?
Now that I look at it under a better light, this is a photo of myself...
I've heard you are about to publish a book. Would you like to share with us a few details?
The actual details on my forthcoming book will soon be published in the book itself. What I can divulge here is that it will be my unauthorized autobiography. It will be tattoed on foreheads and backs of 800 models that will be released in San Antonio.
If I may ask, how do you invest the considerable fortune you made in your career?
He said it is a secret, but I invested my stash in a super-clever scheme developed by a financial guru named Charles Penzi, a mastermind of hedge futures trading. I can give you his phone, but I wasn't able to reach him in the last few weeks.
Modern society seems exposed to criminality and ferocity. What would Emily Bett Rickards do?
Actually, I think that giving a bodyguard to every person can solve many problems, but most legislators are just rapacious old punks.
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