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Emily Blunt
Emily Blunt born February 23rd, 1983 (Pisces)
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According to some dissidents Vladimir Putin is a great fan of Emily Blunt. He has invited her for a 3 months stay in his Russian home. (source)

I'm here tonight with Emily Blunt, who just saw the birth of her last movie. Hi, Emily, and welcome to C*E*L*E*B.
I say it was about time you guys invited me. I saw Christina Aguilera the other night and, let me tell you, I did not like it.

Could you suggest a remedy for common cold?
Guess so! In case of common cold, mix three parts of white wine, one part of energy drink and some sour cream in the skull of a hedgehog, then apply this brew on your forehead and your wrists.

Emily, what are your feelings about the current USA president?
Sorry, I imagined this was a playful meeting, not a peek to the dark side of the moon.

Emily, if I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Well, I invested my stash in a money-making scheme developed by a financial genius named Charles Panzi, a mastermind of high-yield investment programs (whatever it means). I can give you his number, but he did not return my calls in the last weeks.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To reinforce my character, I often meditate on a mattress made of rough sandpaper and nails abundantly peppered with salt.

Emily, your zodiac sign is Pisces. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal drivel.

Today an alarming annoyance and a gloomy lack of joy are crippling your normal unwavering spiritual balance, but compared to next week today is a feast, so good luck.
Ouch! You are dead on!

Which is your favorite book?
I'm particularly fond of "To Kill a Mockingbird" by General Lee.

You surely mean, by Harper Lee?
Probably you are confusing it with another edition, anyway I've heard it both ways.

There is no possibility any of these is Emily Blunt's secret telephone number :
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To be frank, my boss had patiently planned my short exchange with Emily Blunt many months beforehand. Unluckily, I fall asleep watching the DVD of "Highlander II". So, the interview above is essentially the impression of a nightmare I had following a heavy dinner based on chorizo and cabbage stew.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.