An interview with Emily Blunt
Emily Blunt
Emily Blunt born February 23rd, 1983 (Pisces)
Writing her will, Emily Blunt has requested for her ashes to be scattered on the planet Saturn, possibly by hand. (source)

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: music.

Emily : noise

Q: light
Emily : noise

Q: time
Emily : noise

You really know how to play...
You have been the recipient of uncountable prizes. What is the first prize you ever won?

I won the "Silver Armadillo Prize" issued by the municipality of Sacramento for "memorable yet unneeded stage performance" at the early age of 10.

What’s in your pocket right now?
The hell with it! This is a tricky one. Because this interview is a dream of your indecent mind, I'm probably in my seductive lingerie, so no pockets at all.

I heard you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was the accomodation?
Actually, I lived 4 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I saw daylight and realized it was not the Sheraton hotel. On the bright side, I learnt to levitate just a little.

Which is the most embarrassing DVD you personally bought?
Dang it! Excluding "Hobgoblins", which was a gift, I fear it is "Dungeon and Dragons" or "Return of the Killer Tomatoes".

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Emily Blunt's secret telephone number :
484105698 8661556784 3351025045 3786120703 7985471197 9893456718 4123312937 598456789 798291992 7040777375 8963471208 515845989 807347150 5849827995 738311056 7293085942 9820342406 6979447659 388711745 7305299759
My director had set up my hurried appointment with Emily Blunt several months beforehand. Regrettably, I realized I had more interesting things to do, like collecting pencil erasers or breeding newts. So, the interview above is essentially based on what Emily Blunt would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.