Emily, do you have something to say to young people?
Sure! Don't let the color of your skin hold you back. Unless you are blue. In that case you are probably going to die, so good riddance.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I have a little intolerance to liars, groundhog tears, and hydrogen peroxide.
If I may ask, how do you invest all the dough you make?
Take note: when parachute pants will be popular again I will be richer.
Do you Google yourself often?
Not so often. Say every other day or so. But lately Google often asks "Did you mean Emily Kunney", who allegedly is a life scientist from Memphis. That's quite annoying, but not as much heartbreaking as learning that for Bing my name sounds like an appalling blasphemy in Klingonese.
What do you think about the international situation?
Sheesh! I think it is currently quite bleak, since in these battered times there are regions where it is hopeless to find even a decent Long Island iced tea.
Emily, what is your take of the next Oscar controversy?
To be frank, this has always been a hot potato.
Your zodiac sign is Leo. Are you a typical Leo?
Maybe! I'm very affable, quite dynamic, irresolute and antsy. My friends say that I'm also a little paradoxical but that I think it is normal in artist.
You are always in fine fettle. Which is your secret?
I have devised the Blue Diet: during the month of April I eat just blue foods, like blueberries, blue potatoes, blue crabs and my special Smurf stew.
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