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Emily Kinney
Emily Kinney born August 15th, 1985 (Leo)
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Using a false name, Emily Kinney has partecipated and has been expelled from the latest Beard and Moustache Championship (source)

Who are your heroes?
Albert Einstein, James Bond, and myself.

Can you tell me the square root of 9485217937?
I think that the politically correct answer is something around 76.

Who were you in your first school play?
I remember it quite well. It was a play on the life of H.G. Wells. I played one of his neighbors.

If you’re at karaoke, what’s your song of choice?
My true love is Mozart.

Where did you go on your last vacation?
Last summer I rented an elegant manor in a secretive valley of Bhutan. The contract included a moat around the manor to ensure my privacy but also a horde of extras pretending to be admirers.

Your agent told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 2 weeks in a Tibetan monastery before realizing it was not the Best Western hotel. Funny thing: I learnt to stun gnats by staring at them.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Matobo, probably because there is my picture on it.

Can you deny the rumours about the stolen Abominable Snowman pictures?
My giddy aunt! Somebody may think you are showing a surprising desire to make history of your metabolic processes, if you know what I mean. I have a friend who knows a guy that for $2000,... Nevermind. You don't like spoilers, don't ya?

There is no possibility any of these is Emily Kinney's secret telephone number :
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To be honest, my supervisor had arranged my brief appointment with Emily Kinney several weeks beforehand. Unfortunately, I got stoned watching the DVD of "Gigli". So, the transcript above is essentially the elaboration of a dream I had following a generous dinner based on salami and beans.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.