A conversation with Eminem
Eminem born October 17th, 1972 (Libra)
In his hidden cave Eminem is frantically looking for a cure for gastroenteritis in weasels (pixabay photo)

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! Hermione Granger.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Surely a squirrel. A large, fat, peaceful squirrel, glutted and dozy in the shade of a large tree.

Are you superstitious?
But of course! I often shave my left eyebrow a bit before a critical occasion. Clearly not this one.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say quickly the first word that comes to mind. Let's start with :
Q: star.

Eminem : sheriff

Q: diva
Eminem : guilt

Q: coworkers
Eminem : fools

Maybe another time, right?

After extensive reserch I concluded the following list doesn't contain Eminem's home telephone number :
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