An interview with Emma Roberts
Emma Roberts
Emma Roberts born February 10th, 1991 (Aquarius)
Several people like to collect coins. Emma Roberts likes to collect coins that have been inside a living body. (pixabay photo)

If I may say so, Emma, you are well known for your peculiar requests when staying in hotels. Could you tell us why and maybe make an example of something you usually ask?
Call it stubbornness, but I can't survive without gold-plated underwear or astronaut memoirs delivered every morning to my door.

Is there something you would like to do right now?
Totally! Take a bath to forget the stench of flop you emanate.

What do you think about the international situation?
It's hard to believe it when you spend your days between cushions pampered by venerating fans, but in this torn epoch there are nations where it is impossible to find even an almost passable cheeseburger with or without mayo.

Emma, are you superstitious?
Will do! I need to fill my right pocket with salt before a critical meeting. Obviously not this one.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you answer with the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: sun.

Emma : light

Q: darkness
Emma : will

Q: sadness
Emma : insects

You really know how to play...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Emma Roberts' private telephone number :
3029310086 8198433234 6348923412 5104810187 4893522798 801451889 6244975520 5141394124 2155716193 6472841878 7861249475 7975071054 220352936 558329767 6630525404 7074897763 2459455793 4937703977 5140855060 9088966543
I have a confession to make. My boss had patiently lined up my rendezvous with Emma Roberts many months beforehand. Unfortunately, my pet raccoon got calculi, so I had to skip the exchange. So, the transcript above is mainly based on what Emma Roberts would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a statistics involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.