An interview with Emma Stone
Emma Stone
Emma Stone born November 6th, 1988 (Scorpio)
Several people like to collect coins. Emma Stone is specialized into collecting coins that have been thrown to politicians. (pixabay photo)

Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Icoptera guttata, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the calming swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the joyful laugh of an exhilarated child " or "the relaxing purr of a pleased kitten".

Emma, do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, I can put in hour and hours into one session. I’m possibly going to be condemned for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.

Emma, what is the fuss about the current Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.

If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Emily Browning. I liked her as Spiderman.

What is the strangest nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Walt Disney. In the meantime I kept yelling "I did not eat my aunt's coyote".

What would you like to do right now?
Deride somebody's else haircut.

Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny pencil shaped birthmark on my right ankle. Probably my father did inadvertently ingest a pencil while my mother was expecting me.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Emma Stone's home telephone number :
8512751234 835772657 949864213 4687807901 207906115 459303017 789785131 9746524820 4894728703 6534501438 4896798429 4748866005 8232267283 3696240349 2221670146 8139227843 3398468104 7429176412 5377185394 701915658
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