Do you have a favorite brand of toilet paper?
Common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Icoptera guttata, a rare parasitic orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
What’s the best sound in the world?
Probably it is the calming swish of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more mainstream, like "the joyful laugh of an exhilarated child " or "the relaxing purr of a pleased kitten".
Emma, do you have any vice?
I love videogaming so much, I can put in hour and hours into one session. I’m possibly going to be condemned for that. Fortunately another vice of mine is I don't give a monkey's.
Emma, what is the fuss about the current Oscar controversy?
Frankly, this is an elephant in the room.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
Emily Browning. I liked her as Spiderman.
What is the strangest nightmare that you remember?
I dreamed being reproached by the ghost of Walt Disney. In the meantime I kept yelling "I did not eat my aunt's coyote".
What would you like to do right now?
Deride somebody's else haircut.
Do you have any birthmark?
Yes, I do. I have a tiny pencil shaped birthmark on my right ankle. Probably my father did inadvertently ingest a pencil while my mother was expecting me.
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