An interview with Emma Thompson
Emma Thompson
Emma Thompson born April 15th, 1959 (Aries)
In her manor in Portugal, right across that owned by Shakira, Emma Thompson is producing her own wine, whose name, by an unluckly accident, sounds like a revolting blasphemy in Turkish (pixabay photo)

What do you eat between meals?
Grapefruits with tartar sauce, an avocado, four broccoli florets, and a glass of rum.

Could you tell us something about your future project?
I'm in the middle of filming the remake of "LOL", a classic whose significance has not been fully perceived.

Emma, which is your favorite fruit?
It is called "Emma's marvel". During one of my explorations of Tibetan plateau, I uncovered an unknown plant, now named Gladiospunaria urens, which every 5 years blooms and gives fruits whose taste reminds of strawberries and relish. It may sound distasteful, but it's kind of moreish.

Emma, where will you go on your next vacation?
For my next vacation I leased a chic villa on the hidden mountains of Kazirstan. The only problem was making a payment in Linden dollars to the kindly estate agent from Russia that proposed me the affair on internet.

Do you know the "word association" game? I say a concept and you say the first word that comes to mind. I begin with :
Q: Tuesday.

Emma : Norman Bates

Q: tomorrow
Emma : Ace Ventura

Q: karma
Emma : corpses

You are a pro at this game...

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Emma Thompson's home telephone number :
3563674871 753392830 7976566091 2486836082 8963863376 6604577722 568072995 7023696276 8022961992 387866689 9121725679 8813008168 6175632340 7978035508 4899451802 4239042799 4518460865 7542274919 200542148 560158287
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