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Emma Thompson
Emma Thompson born April 15th, 1959 (Aries)
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On account of an uncanny accident occurred to her aunt, Emma Thompson suffers from an irrational phobia for zombies and a rational one for roller coasters (pixabay photo)

Emma, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Sense and Sensibility"?
Aye! Live each moment like it’s your last - or something like that.

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Bomelandia megacarpa, an elusive orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.

In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Eriador flag, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Eriador is an amazing but unfortunate place. They are so derelict they use dry mud for seasoning.

An imaginary character you think to as a part of your life?
In a sense, Marie Curie, because of our awesomeness. In my dreams we both love little jackals.

If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! HAL 9000.

Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to rainbows, anteater milk, and acetone.

Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last summer I rented an exquisite manor on the hidden hills of Estonia. The contract included a moat surrounding the manor to ensure my privacy and also a horde of extras portraying devotees to let me feel loved.

Almost surely none of the following numbers are Emma Thompson's private telephone number :
2448086954 8319862744 7305769409 6359921244 9832614059 4325407594 3448315471 9934911117 3420138619 9727438192 3444255301 6350371099 2019536469 2003114416 722955584 762800962 8642996970 5368920673 4210183503 6923223847
To be sincere, my boss had patiently set up my hurried interview with Emma Thompson months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like learning Polish or breeding newts. So, the transcript above is mainly the impression of a nightmare that ensued after a heavy dinner of wild boar stew and salami.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.