Emma, is there a deep meaning hidden in "Sense and Sensibility"?
Aye! Live each moment like it’s your last - or something like that.
Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
Common brands are for common people. My personal hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the leaves of Bomelandia megacarpa, an elusive orchid which grows only in the Amazon rainforest.
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I always liked Eriador flag, probably because there is my face in the corner of it. Eriador is an amazing but unfortunate place. They are so derelict they use dry mud for seasoning.
An imaginary character you think to as a part of your life?
In a sense, Marie Curie, because of our awesomeness. In my dreams we both love little jackals.
If you could choose someone to reincarnate in, who would it be?
It's a no-brainer! HAL 9000.
Not to offend you, but you know that that's not a real person, right?
I want to call my agent.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, mainly to rainbows, anteater milk, and acetone.
Where did you go on your last break from work?
Last summer I rented an exquisite manor on the hidden hills of Estonia. The contract included a moat surrounding the manor to ensure my privacy and also a horde of extras portraying devotees to let me feel loved.
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