A conversation with Emma Watson
Emma Watson
Emma Watson born April 15th, 1990 (Aries)
In her castle in California, next to that owned by Taylor Swift, Emma Watson is producing her own red wine, whose name, by an unluckly coincidence, sounds like an awful curse in Chinese (pixabay photo)

Emma, what do you think about president Donald Trump?
I'm a little concerned, since I heard rumors that president Trump wants the revival of Betamax tapes.

Where do you go when you die?
If you have been nice, you go to Florence, if you have been impish, you go to Las Vegas.

Can we play the "word association" game? I say a word and you answer with another word. I begin with :
Q: music.

Emma : noise

Q: sunset
Emma : noise

Q: coworkers
Emma : noise

Maybe another time, right?
Do you have any scar?

I have a little earthworm shaped scar on my left thigh, a remainder of my challenging brawl with a deranged bear.

Are you aware of the rumors about you and the bar stool appearing in your last movie?
I'm going to say this again: the fault was all of the bar stool.

And now a bunch of numbers which are not Emma Watson's secret telephone number :
441927473 3709513565 950534023 9062938106 569007158 2298839171 6456906726 435179775 3929839360 7046472437 2284067410 6330382232 7090300024 317613003 5195849460 5646444489 571493426 7305334342 4162178877 9340785993
Let's face it, actors are over-booked people. It's not easy for them to schedule an interview. So we decided to leave Emma Watson totally alone and to obtain the interview above without disturbing her. Hence, this web page is an an algorithmic transcription we obtained from a computer simulation of Emma.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.