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Emma Watson
Emma Watson born April 15th, 1990 (Aries)
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As a kid Emma Watson showed a bizarre attraction to exotic food like fried frog legs and escargot (pixabay photo)

I've heard you are writing a book on your life. Is it true?
Indeed! It is deplorable that I have little time to write. Recently I've read the inside flap of the book "The Road", and I found it more or less palatable. So, I've asked my agent to pay a visit to the author - a certain Cormac McCarthy - because I need a ghost writer so badly, but for the time being I've not received any answer.

Could you support the noise about your participation in the shady crisis of Sasquatch pictures?
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies! There are things that humankind is not ready to hear.

What’s the best sound in the world?
Almost surely it is the placid clink of two pieces of gold caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the comforting purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the breath of your sleeping kid".

Emma, are you superstitious?
May so! I slap 3 times my butt before a critical meeting. Clearly not today.

You're brilliant in "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows". Were you given a lot of room to shape your character?
Totally! The director was like fresh mud in my hands.

Could you improvise a song for us.
Yep! Here it is

The gazelle of sorrow
The bleak gazelle of sorrow
succumbs on the dim fields of emptiness
while I stare at the insanity of life.
If only it had been the boar of sorrow
I could have bacon at least.

When your are not acting, which is your favorite diversion?
I think that collecting and trading dummies rests my mind.

What do you think of global warming?
I've explained my thoughts in an article accepted for publication on Transactions on Engineering Foundations, written in collaboration with the renowned prof. Robert C. Robinson.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Emma Watson's home telephone number is listed here :
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My little interview with Emma Watson has been lined up many weeks in advance. The resulting piece was staggering, like "Little Women" rewritten by Silver Surfer. Thus, it was unlucky that another inmate by accident (I hope!) devoured my only copy! After I put the blame on karma, I tried to remember those staggering words. To be honest, I'm not so sure this web page is an absolutely accurate account of our meeting, and I'm starting to question whether it actually was real...
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.