A conversation with Emmanuelle Chriqui
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Emmanuelle Chriqui born December 10th, 1977 (Sagittarius)
Emmanuelle Chriqui always employs a rigorous way to choose her next move (pixabay photo)

What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the reassuring crackle of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the placid purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the first word of your child".

What is the fuss about the next Oscar controversy?
To be frank, this is an elephant in the room.

Which is your favorite snack?
Sweet corns with cocktail sauce, a pickle, three carrots, and some vermouth.

Emmanuelle, are you superstitious?
Surely! I have to wear one indument inside-out right before a relevant encounter.

In an essay printed on Canadian Transactions on Advanced Mannerism, dr. Ryan A. Morales has described your roles as "a dramatic summation of modernistic pragmatic primitivism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his last paper published on European Annals of Mathematical Bioethics, prof. Walter X. Barnes utterly rebuked that illogical observation.

My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt the basis of telekinesis.

Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I periodically sleep on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.

If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a panda. A large, fat, quiet panda, gorged and dozy in a summer breeze.

Emmanuelle Chriqui refused to divulge her home telephone number, but here are some random numbers you can dream about :
7085570559 353214701 4532826994 6297250447 7264786259 8012272935 2674115959 8304835730 832842761 4827824772 5631027936 494063364 7703900275 7707999852 3285860428 2040550782 5249582463 2693822535 4153347667 8582845581
My brief exchange with Emmanuelle Chriqui has been patiently lined up several days in advance. The resulting transcription was awesome, like it was written by Tennessee Williams under the effects of prescription drugs. Hence, it was regrettable that my mother in law by accident (I hope!) shredded my only copy! After I dissimulated devastating emotions, I attempted to summon up those great words. To be clear, I'm not one hundred percent sure this web page contains an entirely accurate report of what transpired during our interview, and I'm starting to be uncertain it ever happened...
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