What’s the best sound in the world?
Honestly? It is the reassuring crackle of a roll of new banknotes caressing each other. However, my agent asked to write instead something more suitable for publication, for example "the placid purr of an untroubled kitten" or "the first word of your child".
What is the fuss about the next Oscar controversy?
To be frank, this is an elephant in the room.
Which is your favorite snack?
Sweet corns with cocktail sauce, a pickle, three carrots, and some vermouth.
Emmanuelle, are you superstitious?
Surely! I have to wear one indument inside-out right before a relevant encounter.
In an essay printed on Canadian Transactions on Advanced Mannerism, dr. Ryan A. Morales has described your roles as "a dramatic summation of modernistic pragmatic primitivism". Any comment?
Actually, I think that in his last paper published on European Annals of Mathematical Bioethics, prof. Walter X. Barnes utterly rebuked that illogical observation.
My informants told me you are just back from a filming location in Tibet. How was your stay?
To be frank, I lived 3 full weeks in a Tibetan monastery before I got the idea it was not the Hilton hotel. However, I learnt the basis of telekinesis.
Your line of work is often stressful. How do you face it?
To harden my spirit, I periodically sleep on a bunk made of rough sandpaper and poison ivy.
If happiness were an animal, what would it be?
Probably a panda. A large, fat, quiet panda, gorged and dozy in a summer breeze.
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