What’s the best sound in the world?
I think it is the muted whisper of a bunch of new banknotes caressing each other. But please, write instead something more suitable for publication, like "the first word of your son" or "the calming purr of an unworried kitten".
In your opinion, which is the most beautiful flag?
I think it is that of Ruritania, probably because there is my face on it.
Which is your earliest memory?
I have a very indistinct and strange recollection. There is an unconventional bearded man who drinks and smokes while he is at the wheel of a car. Then by accident he let the cigarette butt fall between his legs and after some attempts to reach it, he had to spill the content of the can on his crotch to estinguish it and meanwhile his car has an accident.
Well, I believe that is a well known scene from the movie "The Great Lebowski".
Alakazam! To be frank, yesterday I drowsed at the cineclub.
Do you like to cook?
To be frank, I believe that cooking food is a huge waste of time, since there are bars and friends willing to provide my daily dose of fats and vitamines. In the few occasions I cook for my friends, I like to improvise salads. My masterpiece is a mix of salami and amaranth, which I think can satisfy both vegs and normal people.
Interesting! Would you like to share the recipe with us?
Sure! You take the salami and the amaranth and you make a bunch of sandwiches using some French rolls.
Do not mind, my recipe derives from one for sandwiches. After you made those sandwiches, you dispose of the bread and mix salami and amaranth with some chives and voilà, there it is!
Did you ever participated in a séance?
But of course! But just once. It was an extremely excruciating experience. At a certain point, the spirit of Leonardo da Vinci appeared and hypothesized that I'm probably the reincarnation of a Henry VIII of England's homonym.
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