Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can't stand industrial brands anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Misodanterilla uncinata, a rare orchid which grows only in Borneo.
Do you know Eric O. Murphy (a former community arts worker, now an upholsterer) from Columbia?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a hasty finale.
A fictional character you recognize as an imaginary friend?
As my fans like to think, Francis Crick, because of our shared moral standings. In my ideal world we both enjoy the company of cute gnus.
If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for cookies, after a bizzarre accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by séances, but that is quite normal.
Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
I guess so! I'm friendly, somehow indolent, amenable and patient. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.
Nowaday the problem of appendicitis in lions is attaining gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Positively! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($1,300/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of appendicitis in lions.
Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to beaver milk (don't ask!), sodium hydroxide and nonsense.
Can you tell me the square root of 304287082?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.
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