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Emmy Rossum
Emmy Rossum born September 12th, 1986 (Virgo)
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In her secret vault Emmy Rossum is patiently trying to rise chickens with 4 legs (pixabay photo)

Which brand of toilet paper do you use?
I can't stand industrial brands anymore. My hand-made toilet paper is obtained from the new leaves of Misodanterilla uncinata, a rare orchid which grows only in Borneo.

Do you know Eric O. Murphy (a former community arts worker, now an upholsterer) from Columbia?
Not personally, but my cousin has been briefly engaged to him. Then there was a public embarrassment about some unconventional selfies sent by phone to the wrong people, so their engagement came to a hasty finale.

A fictional character you recognize as an imaginary friend?
As my fans like to think, Francis Crick, because of our shared moral standings. In my ideal world we both enjoy the company of cute gnus.

If I may ask, do you have any peculiar phobia?
Yes, I do! I have acquired an unreasonable fear for cookies, after a bizzarre accident happened to my uncle. I'm also scared by séances, but that is quite normal.

Your zodiac sign is Virgo. Are you a typical Virgo?
I guess so! I'm friendly, somehow indolent, amenable and patient. My relatives say that I'm also a little inconsistent but that I think it is normal in artist.

Nowaday the problem of appendicitis in lions is attaining gigantic proportions. Are you doing something to solve the problem?
Positively! I will platonically sleep in a bunk bed with a devotee one night a week. The proceeds ($1,300/night) will go to a foundation for the cure of appendicitis in lions.

Are you allergic to anything?
Yes, I'm allergic to beaver milk (don't ask!), sodium hydroxide and nonsense.

Can you tell me the square root of 304287082?
I will not dignify you with an anwser, not even a wrong one.

I will not deceive you by falsely stating that Emmy Rossum's home telephone number is listed here :
4431071213 9745913573 5520080423 460635277 4836493348 8495091990 497318607 7901328944 633711429 5011333208 297650743 4015113564 3593400070 2805143513 618395183 2840467729 4082775632 7232515033 5176052994 6707041327
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