Do you ever Google yourself?
Not so often. Say every four hours. But lately Google often says "Including results for Emmy Russum", who apperently is a shipwright from Reno. That's quite distressing, but not as much embarassing as finding that for Yahoo my name sounds like a shocking vulgarity in Chinese.
If there was a movie produced about your life, who do you think should play you, and why?
It's a no-brainer: Chloë Grace Moretz, because I liked her as Dracula.
Emmy, your zodiac sign is Virgo. May I read you your horoscope?
Indeed yes! My fans say I'm a sucker for zodiacal shenanigans.
Today a saddening loss of pleasure and a tiresome existential ferment are undermining your search for a peaceful soul, but with respect to next week today is full of joy, so good luck.
Humph! You are dead on!
Emmy, do you like squirrels?
For which reason you do not like squirrels, if I may ask?
To be frank, they reek! And one squirrel bite my grandpa's leg. This is one of the motives I become an actress, so I should probably rethink my relation with squirrels.
If you could choose an animal to reincarnate in, which one would it be?
Surely a cow.
Where do you go when you die?
It depends. If you behaved, you go to Paris, if you have been dull you go to Winnipeg.
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