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Enya
Enya born May 17th, 1961 (Taurus)
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Because of a ruinous misunderstanding, Enya has undersigned a petition against solar eclipses (source)

Do you have any scar?
I have a little caterpillar shaped scar on my left thigh, which ensued from my unpleasant confrontation with a drunk zebra.

Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal shenanigans.

You have amassed a lot of hatred in you that can detonate at any moment. You will get rid of this state only if you condone or murder somebody who has angered you in the past.
Ouch! If I did believe in this zodiacal chicanery, now I would be crying a little.

Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yup! In case of need mix three parts of sparkling wine, one part of fruit smoothie and some sesame oil. Apply the resulting brew on your legs and your ankles.

Which is the most blush-making DVD in your possession?
Augh! Apart from "Swept Away", I fear it is "Man of the House". That was really a hiccup in the career of Tommy Lee Jones!

What do you eat between meals?
Salted peanuts with Tabasco sauce, a loin chop, four parmesan cheese slices, and a tumbler of lemonade.

When you were a little girl, did you see singing as a possible career?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will get a useful job.

What happen if you play your song "Orinoco Flow" backward?
Your hi-fi system may explode.

Here is a list of numbers I have already excluded from being Enya's private telephone number :
531816804 453090259 4251278428 5651866765 537677327 7119104222 658993665 9944762340 5703292587 2117902379 5508244831 8788957564 3761392587 9430704691 4822907512 9431104382 8627037160 3000358388 524733303 2445371696
To be honest, my supervisor had arranged my brief conversation with Enya many months beforehand. Unluckily, I decided I had more interesting things to do, like walking my pet wombat or breeding scorpions. So, the interview above is mainly based on what Enya would have probably said if I have met her, as suggested by a telephonic poll involving a couple of random people.
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NOTE: the above interview may not reflect reality.