Do you have any scar?
I have a little caterpillar shaped scar on my left thigh, which ensued from my unpleasant confrontation with a drunk zebra.
Your zodiac sign is Taurus. May I read you your horoscope?
OK, but I'm a bit partial regarding zodiacal shenanigans.
You have amassed a lot of hatred in you that can detonate at any moment. You will get rid of this state only if you condone or murder somebody who has angered you in the past.
Ouch! If I did believe in this zodiacal chicanery, now I would be crying a little.
Do you know any good hangover cures?
Yup! In case of need mix three parts of sparkling wine, one part of fruit smoothie and some sesame oil. Apply the resulting brew on your legs and your ankles.
Which is the most blush-making DVD in your possession?
Augh! Apart from "Swept Away", I fear it is "Man of the House". That was really a hiccup in the career of Tommy Lee Jones!
What do you eat between meals?
Salted peanuts with Tabasco sauce, a loin chop, four parmesan cheese slices, and a tumbler of lemonade.
When you were a little girl, did you see singing as a possible career?
Sadly no, and I still dream that, one day, I will get a useful job.
What happen if you play your song "Orinoco Flow" backward?
Your hi-fi system may explode.
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